Monday, April 7, 2008

Intermittent Mask Releases

As part of a plan to increase overall regularity of my mask releases during peak usage hours, my operations will make some changes at approximately 8:00pm Eastern which will reduce overall mask making time and create a more reliable experience for everyone. As a side effect of these temporary changes, some masks and ear releases will not be immediately made.

Specifically:

  • I'm going to bugger off out of pure, sheer frustration at the state of the grid this past week
  • I'm going to have a huge slice of chocolate cake
  • I'm going to go watch TV until I get to a better place, mood-wise

Please note that all of these effects are temporary and I will return to my normal behavior when I feel better.

I will update this blog post to indicate when these releases are more likely.

Thanks for your patience as I work to improve my mask making experience..

4 comments:

Terry Toland said...

For some reason, I feel compelled to recommend the movie Hook. In any case, I wish you the best and look forward to your return! :D

Nef said...

Hahahaha yes I love that movie! I should do a double feature, the new Peter Pan with Jason Isaacs and then watch Hook, probably make my brain start wanting to make pirate hats...

This post was a joke to make me and others laugh and feel better by the way, it's a parody of this

Their current plan to cut services in order to improve grid stability makes me sick, especially since the services they're cutting are essential for customer service and other functions of business owners. Thanks guys, really, you couldn't find something else to trim down on? Maybe queue log ins?

Yeah I need to watch some kid movies and eat more cake :)

Polly Pavlova said...

*hugs* mmm cake

Terry Toland said...

Oh I know it was a silly entry! XD Sorry about presenting my own confusion.

You could make piratey-stuff and cake. :O