So, I'm American, and in America we have a tradition of importing insanely tacky, cheap, ridiculous garish clothes with our flags all over it from China. In honor of this tradition, I give you something cheap ('cause you didn't need to pay for it), garish (it has SEQUINS!), and ridiculous (it's BEEG).
Bonus points, 'cause if your Australian, British, or a French cosmonaut, this hat will suit your patriotic needs as well ;)
Given out as a freebie to Masqueraderie, if you'd like it you can join up and nab it out of notices in the next 14 days :)